June 2011
Kielbasa, sauerkraut w/pears and brussel sprouts with melted Monterey Jack. Then Gothic. Hee hee hee.
I can’t even believe people bother defending Windows as an OS anymore. It’s not even an underdog. It’s just shitty and useless.
Vegas Punk House http://j.mp/lo51Pg
May 2011
(Screenplay is best described as Kick-Ass meets Napoleon Dynamite. A wannabe ninja in a small town decides to become a local superhero.)
PCU, Super Troopers, chicken fingers, giggling. A good night.
Manchester International Festival 2011: Damon Albarn’s modern opera http://j.mp/jSiFsA
SEE I’M LIKE A MURDERER…GREAT BIG WINKLEVOSS THING CRAWLIN’ ALL OVER ME…
Bill Lee haz a backpack. http://t.co/SxIr1nt
Zenarchery post: An open letter to my social network “friends” http://bit.ly/kJ2lYA
Fuck this electro shit. Red State Soundsystem is now a mod band. Imma get a new scooter and a Union Jack shirt. FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE.
RT @schierholz: If only NASA got half the media attention of the #rapture nonsense. We actually do take people up into the sky.
Except for Robert Fitzpatrick. I feel very sorry for him. http://t.co/3zo4L5W
April 2011
Am now going to go buy cigarettes and watch something called “Dagon” which appears to be a loose Lovecraft adaptation.
When speaking truth to power, make sure power is real and is actually power before you fucking mouth off.
AV Club has Titus Andronicus covering “Birdhouse In Your Soul”. Made me feel better about my own singing voice, man.
I gotta stop looking at computer screens for the night. My eyes feel like I just underwent the Ludovico Technique. (Google it.)
In more prosaic news…does anybody know if apps developed in iProcessing are getting approved on the App Store?
Here’s a raw truth: I had more fun and less problems with hard drugs than I ever did with booze. (See Bill Hicks, et al.)
Somebody hacked my fucking iTunes account and bought a bunch of shit. Commence nuclear strike mode.
Er, I meant Cockney, not mocking.
Go ahead, ignore net neutrality. I’ll just break your regulations anyway. I don’t give a fuck about end user agreements anyway.
I’d just start firebombing Humvees. I don’t care if it’s ethical or moral. It’d be funny as shit. Chaos reigns.
Soundtrack to the afternoon: Catherine Wheel, “Chrome”. Fuck yes.
This officially goes in the “Holy Fucking Shit” file. http://t.co/PVgpDBI
I remember where I was 17 years ago today. Standing on Main St, Harlowton, MT, when my friend Aaron came crying to tell me the news.
I’m not a car guy, but this electric Rolls Royce Phantom looks like Heaven on four wheels. http://t.co/NFi3587
I’m going to the Coffee Bean now and then probably the Royal tonight for Sunday Sermon open mic, if you wanna hang out.
Holy. Fucking. Shit. http://t.co/Htl26gd
The can-can’s such a pretty show, they steal your heart away / But backstage, back on earth again, the dressing rooms are gray….
Cloud music streaming that supports iOS, has 5GB of free storage and is $3.99/month for 40GB? I may have to try this out. http://j.mp/ehIXWx
March 2011
I wish the new gig had already kicked in. We’re having baked potatoes for dinner. Without, y’know, steak or anything awesome. :-(
Alright, fuck Captain America, fuck everything. This is the best movie that’s coming out this year: HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN http://t.co/dPCykrQ
Every actress marries another actor for two years, and then an agent for six months. It’s a law.
Inappropriate ukulele covers number 3: “Under The Milky Way” by The Church. http://t.co/zC0NZ0H
9pm. Royal Resort (Convention Center Drive, 1/2 block e of Las Vegas Blvd). My birthday party and acoustic set. You comin?
I would like one of these, please. http://j.mp/fBKexM
Rosalie gave me @pattonoswalt’s Zombie Spaceship Wasteland for my birthday. Brilliant book. Giggling loudly in public.
Installed XP on VirtualBox just so I can test HTML against worthless fucking Internet Explorer. Bollocks.
Anonymous asked: Best non-chain based coffee in Las Vegas?
Oooh. Comics as Penguin paperback vintage covers. Hawt. http://j.mp/dVFRVn
Cooking win: dinner was tuna croquettes with ginger/curry mayo dressing and steamed green beans with garlic salt, butter and pepper.
Operatic robots http://j.mp/gDMrox
RIP Michael Gough. http://j.mp/dYgEIw
So sick of trust fund hipster fucks and sideliners telling people who create things that they’re scum for wanting to make a living from it.
I’m sorry Nate Dogg died, but I don’t know anything he did other than “Regulate”.
And that’s why you never question a man who’s carrying a dead squirrel. http://t.co/zlZ8Es8
Those who know history are doomed to repeat it, because of all the dumbasses who don’t. (Paraphrasing John Skipp and Craig Spector.)
RT @science: NISA Explosion at Fukushima nuclear plant could only have been caused by a meltdown of the reactor core. http://bit.ly/dQUWbk
I would like to be at #sxsw, yes. But mainly because I’d be in Austin and eating bbq and sneering at other New Media types.
Stephen King has a new “Dark Tower” book coming in 2012 http://j.mp/eBFuq4